SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
this is still my absolute favorite thing on this entire website
My heart, oh gosh.
this is the cutest gif ever
ellen degeneres can host my funeral
means a lot to you.
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
honey is there something you’d like to tell me
Never. Lose. Hope. <3